71 Quotes About Santa-claus

  • Author Dwiesha johnson
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    My family and I really enjoyed this book. We loved the characters and the illustrations in the book. It gives great insight to what those first days of school can be like. It's just a very fun and entertaining book to read. I recommend this book to all families it will not disappoint.

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My family and I really enjoyed this book. We loved the characters and the illustrations in the book. It gives great insight to what those first days of school can be like. It's just a very fun and entertaining book to read. I recommend this book to all families it will not disappoint.

-Dwiesha johnson

Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.

-Andrew Smith

Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.

-Michael Diack

  • Author Jim Harris
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    Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind.""Don't worry," I told him, "you'll be all right...Besides you'll need them Christmas Eve night."So laying a finger aside of his noseAnd giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight..."They've RIPPED!I knew these pants were too tight!

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Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind.""Don't worry," I told him, "you'll be all right...Besides you'll need them Christmas Eve night."So laying a finger aside of his noseAnd giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight..."They've RIPPED!I knew these pants were too tight!

-Jim Harris

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

-Samuel Butler

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

-Jim Lovell

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

-H. L. Mencken

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

-Thom Yorke

 

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