1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Luchesi cannot tell amontillado from a sherry

Resilience, thy name is Devine.

Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.

I get my share of mud flung my way, but the secret is to dance in the rain and the mud will wash away.

Cordelia glared at me. 'I expect if someone strapped you to table an swung an axe over your naked quivering flesh like The Pit and the Pendulum, you'd be correcting his grammar'.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity.

My other hand?' Lopen said. 'The one that was cut off long ago, eaten by a fearsome beast? It is making a rude gesture toward you right now. I thought you would want to know, so you can prepare to be insulted.

Well, OK then." He narrowed his eyes. "How about you? Do you have any...romances I should know about?""Nope. Not one.""Well, good. Excellent. There'll be plenty of time for boys when you leave college and become a nun."She smiled. "I'm glad you have such ambitious dreams for me.