1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?""You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft.

Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?

Nothing like an orange and olive green-striped couch sitting on orange carpet and surrounded by dark wood paneling to get the inspiration rolling.

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.

Ah, sarcasm. The final refuge of the desperate.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.

This is fantastically squalid," said Milo. "We may never get out of here alive.

Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery

Someone tells me I’ve been touched by Jesus, I remember.”“Not Jesus,” he said in all seriousness. “The hand of God.