1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be hunted down. If you have any knowledge of our literature, and can give me the name of any man, American born and bred, who has anatomised our follies as a people, and not as this or that party; and who has escaped the foulest and most brutal slander, the most inveterate hatred and intolerant pursuit; it will be a strange name in my ears, believe me.

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks. "It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.