1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt

Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning?

It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.

Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"