1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Who am I to judge me?

Past misdeeds must only serve as a reference point in calm conversation about lessons learned or actions that taught us to behave better. They should never be bantered about with sarcasm, anger, or nastiness.

I'm so well-rounded I'm almost spherical.

The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He’d taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping—complete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.

Suit yourself. There’s ample room on the floor. But I’m going to carve your mistress into little pieces first, so you’ll have to excuse me for a few minutes

They(women) go shopping as bees go flower visiting.

Trust me women are nothing but an illusion

Playful, positive sarcasm is different from negative mean sarcasm, and many people don't know the difference.

I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me." from Clean Sweep