1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter.

Where were we?” he said. “Ah, yes, cake and sarcasm.

There were times when the mood of woman was a result of how she felt. Now days her mood depends on how her eyebrows are been drawn.

I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.

Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.

Alexander turned slowly to appraise Maya. It had to be uncomfortable getting that treatment up close, but she didn’t seem to care. Maybe wolves were tougher than vampires – or at least more ballsy, you know, for a girl who only had metaphorical balls.

The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.

And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.

She'd asked him what it was like to be in there, doing nothing but then being woken up to speak to somebody you couldn't see. He'd said that it was like being woken from a deep and satisfying sleep, to be asked questions while you kept your eyes closed. He was quite happy. Sight was over-rated anyway.