1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

August stared at her, aghast. "Did I know that kissing you would bring your soul to surface? That - THAT - would have the same effect as pain or music? No, I must have missed that lesson."She stared at him, agape. "August, was that sarcasm?

Promise me you’ll look after yourself … stay out of trouble …’‘I always do, Mrs Weasley,’ said Harry. ‘I like a quiet life, you know me.

I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered.""What! How long has it been?""Five minutes. I got bored.