1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Note to self: Caymen is very good at sarcasm.”“If you’re recording notes for an official record, I’d like the word ‘very’ stricken and replaced with ‘exceptionally.

Could you please stop dripping your sarcasm all over my car’s interior?

Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.

Strange though it is,Sarov still cares about you. He told me to leave you alone. But I think, this time, I must disobey the general. You are mine! And I intend to make you suffer...""Just talking to you makes me suffer," Alex said.

Just remember that you're on my list, Marcone. Soon as I get done with all the other evils in this town, you won't be the lesser of them anymore."Marcone stared at me with half-lidded eyes and said, "Eek.

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

Minho snickered and leaned back in his chair. “Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.

Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.