1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

That was Hunter,' said Quinn as his father's footsteps faded away.'I figured. Since he said to call him Hunter and everything.

I couldn't hack it in Hollywood, my writing's wasn't bad enough.

You can't drive them around in the getaway van.' 'How about we don't call it the getaway van? People might get suspicious.' 'So what should we call it?' 'How about the van?' 'It doesn't change what it is and that it's a shitty thing to do. Someone might see them in it.

Who the hell calls at two in the morning?""Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says."Very funny,

You want me to spy on a National Colour operative?''Wow,' she said, 'you got it. I thought I was going to have to explain that one for a lot longer.

Mystics are all a bit funny in the head anyway," the priest added cynically, "which is why the church locks them all up in mental hospitals and euphemistically calls these institutions monasteries.

Coincidences are like unicorns.you can believe in them all you want,but that doesn't make them real

I'd tell you nice try, but... it wasn't.

For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenal's moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own