1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically.

Oh no, Nick" Jaime said in tones of supremely unconvincing shock, "how could you? When my back was turned for one momement. And my food was so delicious.

I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling, bitter - eyed late mailers (Christmas is such a carefree, low - pressure time - that's one of the things I love about it),...

He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm.--Havana Red

Well, how do we get out of this place?” Evyette’s voice shaking slightly.“We can’t.” If Kaleb felt any hopelessness he wasn’t conveying it. He looked around arduously, “Unless we find someone willing to help us.”“Oh well, that should not be a problem at all,” Tristan retorted throwing his hands up, “considering everything so far has tried to kill us!

I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.

If wrappings of cloth can impart respectability, the most respectable persons are the Egyptian mummies, all wrapped in layers and layers of gauze

It was stealing her breath, imbecile. Go get a towel." -Christophe, Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow

At one time, the treatment for a certain kind of psychosis had been to push an ice pick up through the orbit of the eye, into the frontal lobe; the ice pick was then stirred around until it reduced the problematic brain tissue to non-functioning porridge.