1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Muslims are bad because they are, that’s all. Why would you need a reason? It’s one thing to let your child go blind because you read on Facebook that the measles vaccine would make him autistic, it’s another to ship him off to a work camp because he inherited his grandmother’s genes instead of Grandpa’s. Our entire race is trying to lobotomize itself. It’s as moronic and repulsive as someone cutting off their own legs.

- Your opinion has not been asked for. You have bad taste. Go and write your airport novels.- So you have good taste and a bad attitude? Well, go and enjoy your taste of shit.

Now Adam slouched alone along the dusty lane. It was a good slouch. Adam had a way of slouching along that offended all right-thinking people. It wasn't that he just allowed his body to droop. He could slouch with inflections, and now the set of his shoulders reflected the hurt and bewilderment of those unjustly thwarted in their selfless desire to help their fellow men.

Sometimes there's an element of truth in a smidgeon of sarcasm.

So even though his involvement with the goblin uprising during his fourteenth year was to be traumatic, terrifying, and dangerous; it was probably the best thing that could have happened. At least he spent some time outdoors and got to meet some new people.It’s a pity most of them were trying to kill him.

If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic. She’d seen a lot of old movies, and that was definitely the way to go out.

They carry on living in their little house in the middle of town out of sheer politeness.

Darius stood and grunted as his thigh reminded him it had an arrow-shaped hole in it.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.