1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

How did my brother get injured?"[Shot while running from their enemies] she demanded. Letting out a cat like hiss, she tried to pull the cuffs again. This time he was ready for it. Tensing his arm, he stood his ground and didn't allow himself to move. "He zigged when he should have zagged.

Maybe Fate just fucked up, wouldn't be the first time. But you can't change facts. No pulse, not breathing, equals dead. And the dead don't come back, if they do, they come back wrong.

They’re carry on living in their little house in the middle of town out of sheer politeness.

An appropriate joke should contain elements of information that sounds realistic, logical and entertaining which can amuse others to listen you when initiating a meaningful conversation.

Paler nu era elocvent [...] ci pur și simplu concludent [...], ceea ce la o specie alunecoasă de jucători de alba-neagra, impune.

Maybe, she thought, the reign of malicious sarcasm was over and she could be a good person again.

Is that where you took care of him? In a restroom?""No. I walked him out to the runway and threw him in front of a Boeing.

I do not like the terms. I don’t get any offspring, any beloved, I cannot ask something that is not in your power and I do not get to have your soul?” Her lips twisted in a sarcastic smile, and I could tell I had managed to insult her. “Although I suppose that’s some other entity’s priority and not mine. But that aside, what’s left for me?

„Ний в Котел сме много верующи. Да, така е! В смисъл – в сички страшни неща вярваме, а в другите може и да не вярваме.