189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

I appreciate thieves who do their research, but at least you recognize worth when you see it.

One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.

Brian's face broke out in a wide grin as he slapped Roarke on the back. "That's a woman, isn't it?""Delicate as a rose, my Eve. Fragile and quiet natured." He grinned himself when he heard her curse, loud and vicious. "A voice like a flute.""And you're sloppy in love with her.""Pitifully.

The reciprocal civility of authors is one of the most risible scenes in the farce of life.

140characters is twitter's simple way of saying 'know your limits

Call me Tinker-bell one more time. I dare you, Ryder Grimm.

Doubt you’d find anyone as dashingly charming as me

I imagine you’re in great pain, it’s to be expected with such a laceration. You will have a rather large scar, but then looks are not really important to you.” Mulch sequined at Artemis through a narrowed eye. “Are you trying to be funny? Oh my God, you’re not. That was actually the nicest thing you could think of to say.

What is it with people wanting to kill me lately? I’m starting to take it personally.