189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

Behold the conquering hero, Otoku murmured, dashing off to war with his favorite doll.

Smile for the Camera.What the hell for? I asked.It's staring at me, and it's kinda creepy.

He'd rather be in Camelot. With Morgen, tied to her throne. Naked and declawed. Muzzled even.

Nat, you have more important things to think about. Like getting out of here. We aren’t playing bed-the-orderly with him.

Smile for the Camera."What the hell for? I answered."It's staring me, and it's really creepy.

...bravo...' Mister Kindly said,'..if only I had hands to applaud..'Mia smacked her backside. 'I'd settle for lips to kiss my sweet behind.'...I would have to find it first...'Arses are like fine wine, Mister Kindly. Better too little than too much.' ...a beauty and a philosopher. be still my beating heart...' The not-cat looked down at its translucent chest '...O,wait...

I don't usually tell people to go to hell, but when I do I'm happy to give directions.

You're going on a date with the devil. All you need is some pepper spray and a fire extinguisher.

If Sam told him, I'd have to kill Sam. Since I didn't have the stomach for outright murder, I'd break his coffee maker.