189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

Though he’d never know for sure what had happened to them, his mind was super talented at imagining the absolute worst.

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Look at the world and think about a catastrophic disaster where the cell phone towers went dead. How would you ever be able to 'TEXT" your next door neighbor to see if they were okay

You're a big, lovable teddy bear.

You have delighted us long enough.

It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them.

As far as bad ideas went, this stole the prize.

Jaime, dear, forgive me, but I don't think you are man enough to take care of my Cass. She's a special kind of difficult.