457 Quotes About Sarcastic

If you wish to be part of my life, the door is always open.The door remains open if you choose to leave..but don't just hover in the doorway with indecision because you're blocking the traffic!

I don't have all day, guys. I have things to do. A nap I want to take this afternoon. There's a new movie out on Netflix I want to watch, and a goddamn coupon for a free Whopper Jr. that's calling my name.

This sentence I'm reading is terrific." I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. He didn't get It, though.

This Jacoby character, regardless of how dreamy he may appear, is aiding and abetting my captivity. Not exactly the kind of guy you want to bring home to meet mom.

PRINT the ticket, take the ride!

Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered.

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?

I would think you’d be grateful, puppy. Kill some rabids, burn down a church—I don’t see a downside here, do you?

We went to Mexico, had some tequlia, eloped with a pair of drug smugglers, and took part-time jobs as exotic dancers. You know, same old, same old.