457 Quotes About Sarcastic

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.