457 Quotes About Sarcastic

What is art? Prostitution.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings

The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

You have sensible women here [in England] but then, they are very devils--censorious, uncharitable, sarcastic--the women in Scotland have twice--thrice their freedom, with all their virtue--and are very conversable and agreeable--their educations are more finished.