457 Quotes About Sarcastic

He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them.

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'

Her only flair is in her nostrils.

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.

Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.