457 Quotes About Sarcastic

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines.

He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser.