457 Quotes About Sarcastic

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness