1,006 Quotes About Satire

You know, girls, I was wondering how the end of the world will be.

Now you trigger me about the power of thinking.

I don't want to speak...

Smar: 'There is a common secret.' Angie: 'A common secret?' Smar: 'Yes, Angie, you may have psychic abilities, because the world is indeed ending.

Norma: 'I agree with Smar. I have noticed a rise in temperature.' Angie: 'Now that you mention it, lately I have more sweat than ever. I used hydrocortizone two times. Then I used liquid powder to prevent the burn.

Norma: 'It's a pandemic, Angie. It's serious.' Angie: 'If it's not?'Norma: 'What are you implying?'Angie: 'We're not ancient humans, Norma. Humanity has evolved so much that nowadays nothing is impossible. Not even avoiding lethal infection from a virus.

Even ivory towers need central heating.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.