1,006 Quotes About Satire

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

A fig for those by law protected!Liberty's a glorious feast!Courts for cowards were erected,Churches built to please the priest!

Tanto la marginalidad como la exclusividad pierden su sentido cuando se popularizan.

Not again, Draper," Frank sighed. "You're not going to stop us from crossing. You and I know that the one thing the Government does even more poorly than provide healthcare is secure its borders.

Ken steepled his fingers and gazed thoughtfully up at the ceiling. 'Dwarves have done very well for us in primetime.

the whole of Victorian literature done up in grey paper & neatly tied with string