1,006 Quotes About Satire

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a family is defined as two or more people living together who are related by birth, marriage or adoption. In other words, the U.S. Census Bureau is run by radical leftists. Why do you think there's a whole category for the unemployed?

El estómago conoce motivos que la razón no entiende.

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.

It was never just about the money.

Murder is only killing in the wrong place.

Всяка власт, която се отдалечава от народа, пада като дърво отсечено в корена.