1,006 Quotes About Satire

There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.

By and large, the mission of any ghost is to offer humility. They point out what's important by mocking what is not.(Joshua Malina, Sports Night)

I was just trying to demonstrate to the students of Rowland University that Rowland University was not infinite. It had taken me a long time to figure out what the problem was, but one day I realized that the students at Rowland University thought that Rowland University was infinite. Infinite bookstore. Infinite fraternities and sororities. Infinite sports teams. Infinite snack shop. Infinite Homecoming. Infinite graduation. Infinite prospects.

I know what ails you.

Marriage is the legal method devised to end love without pain.

It takes a lot of wind to sail a leaky boat.

The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.

A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.

Charm is an elusive quality. Some have it; no teacher can afford to be without it. Teachers who lack charm must resort to violence.”“How much more dignified to retire from the world rather than wait for the world to tire of you.”“Reform, like gender, is a concept in constant need of reinvention.