1,006 Quotes About Satire
- Author Saira Viola
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He was a boom boom shake the room " kind of guy
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- Author St. John Morris
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What have you got in there you little bastard?
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- Author St. John Morris
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You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!
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- Author St. John Morris
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St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i.
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- Author St. John Morris
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He had also spent a day and a half without sleep trying to start an online petition to bring back the advert for Nationwide Building Society which said Dunroamin, twice, but half the through the second day of the campaign he had realised that it was an anachronism and the internet was about fourteen years away from mass consumption, so he stopped and went to sleep.
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- Author St. John Morris
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Oh yeah, well I suddenly realises that she’d only been with my boyfriend at the Co-op Christmas do when I were eighteen. So I grabs her head and I stuck it through a display of them Muller’s rices and I told her. That’s for shagging Kevin Cooper you stupid fucking cunt.
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- Author St. John Morris
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Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.
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- Author St. John Morris
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Eunice had deposited St John upon the balcony of the first-floor apartment of former Liberal MP, The Rt. Hon. Leonard Cossins, the disgraced Lord Mayor of Mitchell-Baines who had been removed from office having been caught administering counterfeit buttercup syrup to the local yeomanry whilst on a hunting trip to Stoke-Poges.
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Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.
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