1,006 Quotes About Satire

Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly.

The robots came bearing a gift and the name of it was "Plenty."Plenty is a habit-forming drug. You do not cut the dosage down. You kick it if you can; you stop the dose entirely. But the convulsions that follow may wreck the body entirely.

[...] behind every great man is a woman dedicated to his greatness whilst behind every great woman is a man dedicated to bringing her down.

The Anatomy of Trades by Stewart StaffordDetective Toes, Senator Nose,Eye-eye Captain,And Rhinologist Blows.Banker Bum, Painter Thumb,Judge Mental,And Dentist Gum.Dancer Hip, President Lip,Dermatologist Peel,Goalie Fingertip.Beautician Eyelash, Barber MoustacheBoxer Fist,And Doctor Rash.© Stewart Stafford, 2021. All rights reserved.

Reality stands on its head when a man climbs higher by reaching lower.

Casual text can lead to a pun in the oven.

Oh,” said Hazel, “they reacted just about the way the grownups did. They just looked at it and didn’t say anything, just moved on to see what the next thing was.”“What was the next thing?”“It was an iron chair a man had been roasted alive in,” said Crosby. “He was roasted for murdering his son.”“Only, after they roasted him,” Hazel recalled blandly, “they found out he hadn’t murdered his son after all.

Either you break the law, or the law breaks you.

We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn from debates.