1,006 Quotes About Satire

Don't pull down if it don't pull you up.

We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.

ISIS stands for Islamic State In Syria. It's an acronym. ISIS is also the name of a bad ass Egyptian goddess. So for a group that is so anti woman I find it interesting and ironic that they named themselves after one

Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.

We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.

He won’t stop the war until you give him the peace prize.

Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.

If a fox strangles a goose just to eat the brains, you wouldn’t say the fox killed the brains. You’d say the fox offed the goose.

Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them.