1,006 Quotes About Satire

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

I was trying to have an insight, and all I could think of was that I'd backed myself into a corner, and the corner was me.

His joy was a release of Paul's conversion, not the heavy backslapping practical-joking humor of the Victorians, nor the cynical satire or the flippancy of the twenty first century mass media, just the gift of not taking himself or his adversaries too seriously.

Why was the meeting between the Americans and the Russians so tensed?Because nobody knows what Vladimir Put In Barbara’s Bush! From 'Walk On By II

He has the memory of a convict, the balls of a fireman, and the eyesight of a housebreaker. When there is crime to fight, Landsman tears around Sitka like a man with his pant leg caught on a rocket. It's like there's a film score playing behind him, heavy on the castanets. The problem comes in the hours when he isn't working, when his thoughts start blowing out the open window of his brain like pages from the blotter. Sometimes it takes a heavy paperweight to pin them down.

Kara knew all he recognized was T and A on a string and he was nothing more than a sleazy puppeeter , so long as there were souls for sale he was ready to buy ..

We're all prostitutes sir we're all selling ourselves for something