1,006 Quotes About Satire

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

It is woven with the most powerful paradoxes in the Nine Worlds - Wi-Fi with no lag, a politician's sincerity, a printer that prints, healthy deep fried food, and an interesting grammar lecture!''Okay, yeah,' I admitted. 'Those things don't exist.

Alice is fictional. This isn't.

...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother or if it was like a chigger depositing its larvae underneath the skin of my ankles.

Today’s generation didn’t want to watch ancient actors reciting the same tired lines. They wanted to see themselves reflected onscreen –rude, raw, entitled. These kids needed to believe that they themselves were only one daring, controversial act away from being up on that screen themselves.

Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.

Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.

Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.

The fruth is the truth revealed by stipulating what the meaning of 'is' is.