1,006 Quotes About Satire

Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

We call talking about other people’s personal lives ‘gossip’ only if we aren’t or weren’t part of the conversation.

We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.

Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was

Trying to be offensive for the sole purpose of being offensive should always deem one the least offensive of offenders.

A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes.

Qué extraña idea de lo justo parece tener el señor.

Most men are not wicked... They are sleep-walkers, not evil evildoers.