1,006 Quotes About Satire

I suppose that saves us from having to determine what to do with a butler who goes around killing people. It certainly reflects badly upon our domestic staff. Still, I shall miss him. There was a man who knew how to brew a good cup of tea.

I satirize at all times, and my hyperboles are as nothing compared to the events to which they refer.

A poet can imagine an iceberg singing a melancholic song while the world leaders find it difficult to imagine proper solution to global warming.

What a pessimist you are!" exclaimed Candide."That is because I know what life is," said Martin.

I was out in a second and ninjas are missing.Am back to the top every singer and the rappers are shaking their asses am killing they feeling it.Am rocking the party to Klassik it" [From the song AYI]

Perhaps the god who had made the Cat People intended them as a joke. They had schools, but no education; politicians but no government; people, but no personal integrity; faces, but no concept of face. One had to admit that their god had gone a little too far with his little joke.

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today.

The real satire starts when I’m shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked.