1,006 Quotes About Satire

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

I've always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.

When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore.

I tell lies somewhere else, but not here, not in front of myself.

A Harvey Nicks chick with throwaway morals and a trustfund appetite.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Who will guard the guards?

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.]

It is proved...that things cannot be other than they are, for since everything was made for a purpose, it follows that everything is made for the best purpose.