1,006 Quotes About Satire

New devils require new gods.

Les gens de qualité savent tout, sans avoir jamais rien appris.People of quality know everything without ever having learned anything.

There’s nothing more empowering than a room full of people who agree with you.

Fairness is a hair coloring. I’m empowered.

That’s why I became a lawyer: I have the skills to reduce everything to two sides, and only one can be right.

Please don’t try to explain your paper: I am trying to forget it.

That’s overhead, but you don’t need to sign for that. You sign for what is for your benefit.

I wish I had more time to volunteer – I would do it all the time.

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