1,006 Quotes About Satire

Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.

Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.

Shall I compare thee to a barrel of apples?Though art more hairy, but sweeter inside.Rough winds couldn't keep me from taking you to chapel,Where finally a horse could take a bride...

Satire is enjoyable compensation for being forced to think.

Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.

I want to die, because I want to live.

My pen shall heal, not hurt.

-...Why do you uglify yourself? You are beautiful too.”-I could be more beautiful, but I fell victim to natural selection.

I have fever of comedyvirus.I think thoughts.I open eyes.I'm not CIA, but I could be.I'm not the Riddler, but I could be.