1,006 Quotes About Satire

What’s the matter for you? You wanna see a stereotypa, suck on my Italian sausage and…”Einstein interrupted by leaping out of his chair, hovering over Da Vinci with his eyes as wide open as possible. His long pointy tongue stuck out like a frog ready to snap at a fly.“Oh, you wanna licka my bocce balls, do you?

We should have smashed through the door long ago,” grunted Thor. Everyone had always thought of Thor as Lennie from Of Mice and Men: too big and too slow. The chief difference being that while Lenny accidentally hugged little animals to death, Thor had a penchant for beating the shit out of them with his war hammer, Mjolnir.

Disguised in a handlebar mustache with a ten gallon hat hanging low against his brow, Loki moseyed into Odin's party, despite the fact that he wasn't invited. Being dressed like Juan Valdez in a room full of people dawning Viking braids and pointy horned hats, however, tended to call attention to oneself. Odin's wife, Frigg, noticed Loki the moment that he stepped through the door, “What the Hel are you doing here? You weren't invited.

Het is niet duidelijk of de tantes het broekje dan wel de erectie zo interessant vonden, wel dat je als lezer bij de drie tantes aan de drie schikgodinnen denkt.

Somewhere in the distance he could hear a wireless playing Judy Garland's 'Over the Rainbow.' Wolf had seen the film but, had he been the one swept up to the magical land of Oz, he would have raised an army of flying monkeys, stuck the witches in a concentration camp, razed the Emerald City to the ground and executed the wizard for communist sympathies, being a Jew, a homosexual, intellectually retarded, or all of the above.He did like the tune, though.

अरे करम तो करबे करता है राजनेता। काउन करम छूटा है ससुरे से।"नेताजी हँसे, "बाकी यह कि फल की कोनो चिन्ता मत करो तो ऊ असली पोलटिक्सवाली बात नहीं।राजनेता कर्मठ होता है समझे आप? हर काम टिंच, हर मामला फिट,हर मोर्चा चउकस रखना हँसी ठट्टा थोड़ो है। महीनत-मसक्कत करे बेचारा अउर आप कहें फल यानी मजूरी की चिंता मत का, यवै पिले रह, यह कोई बात हुई! असली पॉलिटिक्स का फलसफा तो यह है कि सतत फल की चिंता कर और इस सिलसिले में किसी करम से परहेज मत कर !

I write humor as it's pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum.

Proceed with caution when you befriend a writer, for if you fall out of their good graces they have the delightful capability of doing any number of dastardly things to you upon the written page.

Yea” might be turned into “Nay” and vice versa if a sufficient quantity of wordage was applied to the matter. The second was that in any argument, the victor is always right, and the third that though the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword speaks louder and stronger at any given moment.- Roger Fenwick, Duke of Grand Fenwick