119 Quotes About Satirical

Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.

Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.

Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.

The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

Poncho was in a red mood slanging with rage and needed to cook himself out of it , while shoving handfuls of salted peanuts down his gullet and slurping ice cold Fanta

Disgusting foods, as Madame de Pompadour discovered, do not arouse the senses. They only dull them. Seduction, as you know by now, for women starts with the ears and for men starts with the eyes and for both, travels directly to the stomach. Some say you need sweet murmurings in the ears, but I say laughter, intrigue and delicacies are more powerful.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.