103 Quotes About Sex-appeal

The things she could do with her mouth would blow any man off course.

Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.

That mouth. Smoking was a bad habit, yes. But he looked so good doing it.

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

He's hot like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.

Have I mentioned how hot Michael is? Hot, hot, hot. I mean, all guitar players are crushworthy - it's like it's issued with the talent - but I've been noticing lately that he is total Hottie McHottie of Hotland. Not that I could tell him that. Luckily, he is a boy. Hence, too dense to figure out why I'm staring at his ass.

It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.

It should've been illegal for a man to walk around like that without some sort of permit.