158 Quotes About Sexy-humor

Would three boobs be better than two?

You answered… don’t hang up” he doesn’t speak for a second so I take the time to correct him, “Hi Sorry, this is Eden… Ryan’s just a bit preoccupied right now” and then I realise what that must sound like "NOT LIKE THAT, his busy with his brother" I rush out before I can think of what I'm saying "OH MY GOD, not like that either

...[A] surge of predatory lust caused the hand still locked on Olive’s ass to tighten—pleasurably, judging from the satisfied wince she elicited. Emboldened, Kate licked Olive’s upper lip and murmured, “I plan to destroy your dirty little bucket list one item at a time.

She breaks the silence with a breathy, "Oh my God"Yeah. No shit. Because I’m about to blow, and all I’ve done is grind myself against her like three times. I’m afraid to count cuz it might only be twice. Jesus

His control, confidence, and command in the bedroom was something to behold.

Guys are so lucky. They don’t have to deal with this after they come. A quick wipe up and they’re good to go. While us ladies are squeezing fresh baby batter from our hot boxes for the next three hours. Or is that just me? It damn well better not be. If you say so, you’re lying. The inner thigh cum slide is a real thing.

This is the third day", she said, folding her arms across her chest. "I don't care.""I have work to do"He pointed behind her. "In that bed.

Overheard a man tell a woman she has a very sexy walk. Power of suggestion being what it is, I immediately became aware of how *I* was walking. Damn near dislocated my hip trying to self adjust my own sexy. I should mind my own business.

Would you honestly rather have a history lesson now, when you could be fucking us both?