158 Quotes About Sexy-humor

Wad Rayyes, you're a man who talks. rubbish. Your whole brain's in the head of your penis and the head of your penis is as small as your brain.

I know you mean well, wife, but I'm gonna spank your ass red tonight for this." I lick the outer part of her ear and she shivers. "I'll give you what you want, but you will owe me big.

Lately, my sexual fantasies revolved around once again having a landlord. Looks, age, and hygiene didn't matter, as long as he had a tool belt and said, "Don't worry, I'll fix it.

Presumptuous because you bought the condoms or because you got the Magnum size?

I think you need to give me a pet name—a term of endearment."His face was its typical impassive mask, but I could tell that I’d surprised him. Finally, he said, “Like…babe?”“No—that feels awkward and wrong and has undertones of pedophilia. I’m thinking of something more age appropriate, yet affectionate.

By the way, your clothes look so damn hot on you, but I’ve got a feeling they’ll look even better on my bedroom floor later.

When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.

For a God whose heart is supposed to be as cold as his realm, you are so warm and kind. Youmake it hard to resist,” she murmured.“Why should you resist? You know how much you are enjoying yourself.”“Much as I hate to admit it,” she sighed

Oh, how I want those lips on mine, and not just the ones I use to communicate.