158 Quotes About Sexy-humor

If I believed in a god, it would be the god of women's asses.

She wore a fitted white scoop neck shirt under a thin jacket, slim brown pants and tennis shoes. He bet she looked hot in four-inch heels. He wondered how long she’d last in this town, and he decided he wanted to sleep with her before she left.

I've never done this before." "You're a video chat virgin?" He grinned and she laughed. "You know I would not have chosen to make my video chat debut in my jammies.

Tell me, Choi Yoori...are your lips as soft as they look?

... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life was more like a race to see who came first.

Tallish. Check. Built like a bull. Check. Were there tingles in her downstairs department? Mmhmm. Check. Her pearly gates had gone into override and the doors were ready to burst open.

I have one important question to ask you before I kiss you.”Kiss her? Her eyes had possibly bulged out of their sockets. Not good. “What?”“Are you allergic to calamari?

Chuckling, I cried, “I’m sorry.” I pulled even harder and broke loose from his grip, but I fell backwards onto the floor. He slowly stalked towards me, his smile filled with desire and I pointed my hand at him. “Don’t. Behave!” “Don’t behave? I accept your terms of parole.” “That’s not what I meant!” But when my smile broke through, he knew I was lying.

.....he kissed me right on my gonna-see-God.