457 Quotes About Shakespeare

Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

Elvis is the soul of discretion.

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

Oh how Shakespeare would have loved cinema!

Could life get any worse? She had read that great literature often comes out of great tragedy. If that was true, well, Shakespeare better move over.