213 Quotes About Ships

  • Author James Cameron
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    When the ship docks, I'm getting off with you. This is crazy. I know it doesn't make any sense, that's why I trust it.

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  • Author Joan Crawford
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    Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

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  • Author Margaret Cho
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    One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

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  • Author Roger Clemens
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    If you're going to cook a fresh chicken, it's not a big concern. But if you're going to ship a chicken, there's a change in structure.

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  • Author Sean Connery
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    When he reached the New World, Cortés burned his ships. As a result his crew was well-motivated.

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  • Author Simon Cowell
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    You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

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