63 Quotes About Shirts

  • Author Dane Cook
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    When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

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  • Author Eoin Colfer
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    So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.

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  • Author Eoin Colfer
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    You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

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  • Author Morris Chestnut
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    To me the work is so much more interesting, the parts that don't require you just to take your shirt off.

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  • Author Bill Engvall
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    Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

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