511 Quotes About Shoes

Sometimes that's all you get out of life. Great shoes.

My happiness is measured in Inches, 2, 4, 6, 8, .... I LOVE SHOES TOO MUCH....

The one bit of color on the woman’s body was the bright yellow of the stilettos peeking out from her sensible trousers.Fuck me shoes. Damn. Any woman who wore those shoes had a streak of the unexpected. He wondered what her underwear looked like. Something delicate and lovely?

You may like walking barefoot, but keep your shoes with you; you may need it when the ground changes!

They are conversation-openers in the arcane femine language of Shoe.

It’s Friday night and the rain is coming and I’ll find myself at some bar making some woman smile, wondering if you’d hop on the next thing moving in this direction, run in the house, throw on your chucks and play with me in the rain.

Not every man has shoes, so reduce the number of shoes at your home till every man has at least one!

Οποιοδήποτε παπούτσι που προστατεύει τα πόδια σας σε έναν σκληρό δρόμο είναι ένα όμορφο παπούτσι!Οποιοδήποτε παπούτσι που προστατεύει τα πόδια σας σε έναν σκληρό δρόμο είναι ένα όμορφο παπούτσι!

Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!