511 Quotes About Shoes

  • Author Charles Caleb Colton
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    Our incomes should be like our shoes, if too small, they will gall and pinch us, but if too large, they will cause us to stumble and to trip. Wealth, after all, is a relative thing, since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much but wants more. True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander.

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  • Author Dane Cook
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    I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

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  • Author Dane Cook
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    When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.

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  • Author George Carlin
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    The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.

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  • Author Irwin Corey
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    Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

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  • Author Julian Casablancas
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    Whenever I go to shows, I end up looking at what shoes the guy onstage is wearing and the jacket he's got on. And when you know everything's gonna be under scrutiny, it makes you feel more comfortable if you have cool stuff.

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