511 Quotes About Shoes

I’m turned on by women who are comfortable in their own skin; and I’m turned off by those who are uncomfortable in their own shoes.

Oh my God! You're wearing your bowling shoes! Only you would wear bowling shoes to your child's sickbed.

It takes guts and bravery and heart to walk a mile in a single girl’s shoes. And sometimes a fabulous pedicure.

Some people, even when their brand new shoes pinch like Hell because they're tight, wear them just to show off. Many marriages are that way; they're tight and pinch worse than Hell, but those in them make you believe they taste like Heaven. ~ Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

No one went out for shoes that deliberately pinched, gave you blisters or pain. I had simply fallen in love with the shoes...

I did NOT have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

If you don’t complain when your shoes are too tight, You’ll be wearing tight shoes for the rest of your life

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

I never really saw the celerity of your heartWhen busy fighting off the Kierkegaardian partI listened to PlutarchWhile you threw out something of oursLike humans are shoes you merely use in certain hours