484 Quotes About Silly

It’s weird how the mind remembers the silly details. I still can’t remember the colour of my wife’s eyes, but I can remember that we were arguing about mayonnaise.

Sergej Sergejevitsj Korsakov (1854-1900) was suffering from a severe amnesia, by the best vodka in the universe!

Thoughtfully, he murmured, “What is it about you?” The answer to this seemed obvious: “I eat a lot of cheese.” Jensen ignored this. “You’re silly, and beautiful, and . . .” “A little daft?” He shook his head, all sincerity. “You’re just unexpected.

...though I planned to issue a few good laws, I didn’t, because I was afraid nobody would obey them, and then it doesn’t matter if you issue them or not.

Do you know much about the Vittra?""Some." He held out an orange slice to me. "Want some?""No, thanks." I shook my head. "How much is 'some'?""I meant like a slice or two, but you can have the rest if you really want.

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?

Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is because you are stupid

Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!