139 Quotes About Single-life

What has influenced my life more than any other single thing has been my stammer. Had I not stammered I would probably... have gone to Cambridge as my brothers did, perhaps have become a don and every now and then published a dreary book about French literature.

Nothing worth doing can be accomplished in a single lifetime.

I always know where the scissors are.

You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!

I'm just mystified and fascinated by women, and I'm still single. Hence all of that, and the fact that I celebrate them so much, I understand that I'm unevolved at this exact moment to share my life with one. I wouldn't inflict that upon anyone yet. But, I'm getting closer.

If we did not look to marriage as the principal source of happiness, fewer marriages would end in tears.

I don't really do that whole 'single life' thing. I'm kind of heads down and get things done.

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

The single life is not one I willingly chose for myself.